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Forthcoming Events
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Craigengillan Camp Out 04/08/2018 - 14/08/2019 Dean Castle Country Park
Spend the night underneath the the whirling turbines of Whitelee Windfarm. Our Rangers will guide you through den building using natural materials, how to create your own comfy hammock and how to safely light a fire. Take part in traditional campfire games, and enjoy delicious campfire meals and treats. If the weather allows, relax after supper and do some star gazing, before grabbing a hot chocolate from the Kelly kettle and snuggling up in your sleeping bag for the night. In the morning, wake up to the dawn chorus and enjoy a hearty cooked breakfast before breaking camp.

Family event suitable for children aged 6 and over. Children must be accompanied by adults. No pets allowed. Please bring your own tent. Evening meal and breakfast provided. Once a place has been booked, a kit list and medical and dietary form will be sent out to participants. Places are very limited, so please book early to avoid disappointment.

****For a £60 Family Ticket, please select 4 adult tickets and the discount will be applied at the checkout****
Rainbow Ramble 09/08/2018 - 08/08/2019 Dean Castle Country Park
Join Ruby Rainbow and Pierre the Painter as they discover nature’s kaleidoscope of colours on our crafty woodland adventure.

All events are £5 per child. Adults free unless otherwise stated. Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult. Booking is essential. Meet at the Visitor Centre Reception at 1.30pm
Bat Walk at the Dean 16/08/2018 - 15/08/2019 Dean Castle Country Park
The country park is home to 4 different species of bats, each a specialist in its own habitat.
Discover more about their extraordinary behaviours and abilities.
Bat detectors will be provided.
Meet at the main car park, Dean Castle Country Park.

Cost £4 per person
Under 5s free.
T: 01563 554734
Children under the age of 12 must be accompanied an adult.
Dean Castle Stonework Tours 19/04/2019 - 06/09/2019 Dean Castle Country Park
Book a tour of the restoration project at Dean Castle. Find out about how the Castle’s stonework is being repaired and access areas that have been closed for some time. Meet the Visitor Centre in the Country Park to hear about the history of the Castle and its inhabitants. Then join CBC Stone’s Project Manager for a tour of the restorations, including the battlements, Laigh Tower and Great Hall.

Since the Castle is a live building site, there are some stipulations and health and safety rules which must be followed and these are explained at the start of every tour. The tour also involves climbing around 80 steps in quite confined spaces and therefore if you are claustrophobic or have health concerns this may not be the ideal tour for you. But if you are fit and over 18 years of age it is well worth coming along. If you would be interested in taking the tour, which is free, the next one will take place on 19th April and then 4 weekly thereafter. Tours are from 11.30am-1pm, please show tickets at the visitor centre.

Numbers for tours are limited to a maximum of 10 adults. If you book tickets but are no longer able to attend the tour, please contact 01563 554300 as there may be a waiting list for places.

Outdoor Sports Camp 23/07/2019 - 30/07/2019 AAA
Outdoor Sport Camp
@ Ayrshire Athletics Arena

Week 1: 23 – 25 July

Week 2: 30 July – 1 Aug

9.30am-12.30pm

5-12years

£18 per week

Sign up to 3 days of fun outdoor sports activities. Children will be given the chance to try athletics, golf, orienteering, football, archery and other outdoor activities giving them an introduction to a variety of new and exciting sports.

Booking essential
Wormery World 23/07/2019 - 23/07/2019 AAA
Bring along an empty 2 litre plastic bottle and transform it into a wormy wonderland to take home. Learn about these important soil dwellers and try to find some of your own.

All events are £5 per child.
Adults free unless otherwise stated.
Under 16s must be accompanied.
Booking essential.
Meet at the Ayrshire Athletics Arena.
River Dip 24/07/2019 - 24/07/2019 AAA
Make a splash in your willies and try to catch as many creatures as you can in the River Irvine at the Scott Ellis Playing Fields.

All events are £5 per child.
Adults free unless otherwise stated.
Under 16s must be accompanied.
Booking essential.
Meet at the Ayrshire Athletics Arena.
Nifty Navigation 25/07/2019 - 25/07/2019 AAA
Test your navigation skills, learn how to use a compass and how to orientate your way around the Scott Ellis nature reserve.

All events are £5 per child.
Adults free unless otherwise stated.
Under 16s must be accompanied.
Booking essential.
Meet at the Ayrshire Athletics Arena.
SRC - Filming Workshop @ Darvel Library 25/07/2019 - 25/07/2019 Darvel Library
Summer Reading Challenge

Filming Workshop (Pilot)


£15 for 1.5 days (Thursday 25th July 1.30pm – 4.30pm & Friday 26th July 10.30 am – 3.30pm)
Ages 8 – 14yrs




A fun one and a half days in your local library creating your own short film! All of this year’s short films will have a ‘space’ theme matching this year’s Summer Reading Challenge theme.

During our first half day session everyone will be encouraged to create their own storyboard and script for their movie – examining how camera angles and lighting can change a scene. Then, in groups, one project will be selected for the group to film on the second day.

On the second day children will film their projects, using a variety of techniques including stop-motion, and edit their final footage in I-Movie. All projects will be shared onto social media showing the work from all of the groups from the work shop.

Please note that children must bring a snack, drink, lunch etc on the second day. Also all finished projects will be shared on social media (Facebook, etc ) and this may contain footage of your child.
Sneaky Peek Comedy Preview - Craig Hill & Mark Nelson 25/07/2019 - 25/07/2019 Palace Theatre
Sneaky Peek Comedy Preview - Micky Bartlett & Mark Nelson 26/07/2019 - 26/07/2019 Ingram Room
Sneaky Peek Comedy Preview-Craig Hill & Gareth Waugh 27/07/2019 - 27/07/2019 Palace Theatre
EAYT Performing Arts Summer School 29/07/2019 - 29/07/2019 Palace Theatre
EAYT Performing Arts Summer School

Mon 29 July – Fri 9 Aug 2019 (excluding weekends)
9.00am – 4pm
Suitable for 8-18 years
£150 per person
No lunches provided

Sharing Event on Fri 9 Aug @ 6.30 pm


EAYT will be running a two-week performing arts summer school, perfect for aspiring performers of all abilities who want to experience all aspects of musical theatre. Over the course of the summer school, the students will take part in an inspiring journey that is packed full of creative activities. They will be put through an intensive rehearsal schedule where they will be challenged to pull together the production of Fame Jr and that will culminate in a one-off live musical show that will take place on the Palace Theatre stage on Friday 9th August.

Students will be working with professional musical and theatre directors on show stopping musical and will develop skills in singing dancing and drama. Fame The Musical Jr is nothing short of a global phenomenon. Fame JR. features a high-energy , contemporary pop score (which includes the hit title song) and a touching coming of age story.

This Summer School is open to all abilities and any member of the public can attend, not just those from EAYT.
Bee Bumble 30/07/2019 - 30/07/2019 Scott Ellis
Get stung with enthusiasm for our hardworking pollinators. Buzz past our wildflowers and try to find the bees hard at work. Make your very own bee craft to take home.

All events are £5 per child.
Adults free unless otherwise stated.
Under 16s must be accompanied.
Booking essential.
Meet at the Ayrshire Athletics Arena.
SRC - Filming Workshop @ Dick Inst 30/07/2019 - 30/07/2019 Dick Institute
Summer Reading Challenge

Filming Workshop (Pilot)


£15 for 1.5 days (Tuesday 30th July 1.30pm – 4.30pm & Wenesday 31st July 10.30 am – 3.30pm)
Ages 8 – 14yrs




A fun one and a half days in your local library creating your own short film! All of this year’s short films will have a ‘space’ theme matching this year’s Summer Reading Challenge theme.

During our first half day session everyone will be encouraged to create their own storyboard and script for their movie – examining how camera angles and lighting can change a scene. Then, in groups, one project will be selected for the group to film on the second day.

On the second day children will film their projects, using a variety of techniques including stop-motion, and edit their final footage in I-Movie. All projects will be shared onto social media showing the work from all of the groups from the work shop.

Please note that children must bring a snack, drink, lunch etc on the second day. Also all finished projects will be shared on social media (Facebook, etc ) and this may contain footage of your child.
Treasure Hunt 31/07/2019 - 31/07/2019 Scott Ellis
Tune in your senses as we seek out hidden clues about the secretive animals sharing our greenspaces.

All events are £5 per child.
Adults free unless otherwise stated.
Under 16s must be accompanied.
Booking essential.
Meet at the Ayrshire Athletics Arena.
Minibeast Madness 01/08/2019 - 01/08/2019 Scott Ellis
Discover more about the beasties buzzing, crawling and slithering their way through the undergrowth. Then build your own beastie home to take away. Tools and equipment will be provided.

All events are £5 per child.
Adults free unless otherwise stated.
Under 16s must be accompanied.
Booking essential.
Meet at the Ayrshire Athletics Arena.
SRC - Filming Workshop @ Crosshouse Library 01/08/2019 - 01/08/2019 Crosshouse Library
Summer Reading Challenge

Filming Workshop (Pilot)


£15 for 1.5 days (Thursday 1st Aug 1.30pm – 4.30pm & Friday 2nd Aug 10.30 am – 3.30pm)
Ages 8 – 14yrs




A fun one and a half days in your local library creating your own short film! All of this year’s short films will have a ‘space’ theme matching this year’s Summer Reading Challenge theme.

During our first half day session everyone will be encouraged to create their own storyboard and script for their movie – examining how camera angles and lighting can change a scene. Then, in groups, one project will be selected for the group to film on the second day.

On the second day children will film their projects, using a variety of techniques including stop-motion, and edit their final footage in I-Movie. All projects will be shared onto social media showing the work from all of the groups from the work shop.

Please note that children must bring a snack, drink, lunch etc on the second day. Also all finished projects will be shared on social media (Facebook, etc ) and this may contain footage of your child.
Paws & Poo 06/08/2019 - 06/08/2019 Dean Castle Country Park
The country park is home to plenty of secretive creatures, so put your senses to the test and uncover the hidden world of our most elusive wildlife.

All events are £5 per child. Adults free unless otherwise stated. Under 16 must be accompanied by an adult. Booking is essential. Meet at the Visitor Centre Reception at 1.30pm
Summer Reading Challenge - Zoolab @ Galston 09/08/2019 - 09/08/2019 Galston Library
Interactive animal handing and storytelling sessions.
Space Chase themed session.
Children require tickets - accompanying adults go free
Children under 8 must be accompanied by an adult at all times
Suitable for primary aged children
Summer Reading Challenge - Zoolab @ Cumnock 09/08/2019 - 09/08/2019 CUMNOCK LIBRARY
Zoolab sessions are fun and interactive animal handling experiences.
Join us in these Summer Reading Challenge space exploration themed sessions
Children require tickets - accompanying adults go free
Children under 8 must be accompanied by an adult at all times
Suitable for primary aged children
Milkshake Live 10/08/2019 - 10/08/2019 Palace Theatre
Milkshake Monkey can’t wait to put on a spectacular new musical for you all! But when stage fright hits, his favourite Milkshake friends come to help, creating the most dazzling show you have ever seen!

Be part of this fantastic production as you learn the amazing songs and dances with your favourite Milkshake friends, and watch as the music, the lights, the costumes and stage come together. With great Milkshake friends, anything is possible.

Starring Fireman Sam, Noddy, Shimmer & Shine, Digby Dragon, Wissper, Nella the Princess Knight and the Floogals, alongside two Milkshake Presenters, this brand-new show has plenty of laughter, audience interaction and great fun to get everyone up on their feet! It’s a family show not to be missed!

Saturday 10/08/19
12pm and 3.30pm performances
Adults £16.00
Under 16s £14.50
Please call Box Office 01563 554900 opt1 for family tickets & babes in arms prices.
Batty About Bats Week - Bat Walk - Knockshinnock Lagoons 13/08/2019 - 13/08/2019 Bat Walk
This celebration of our flying mammals will see bat events taking place across East Ayrshire.

Discover more about these impressive flying mammals. Learn about their fascinating lives and listen in on them as they hunt for midgies and moths. Bat detectors provided.

Cost is £4 per person
Under 5s free.

Meet at the Burns Statue, Castle, New Cumnock. On the opposite side of road to the free public parking.
Looking Behind collections, the Armoured Body from the Pat to our Days 15/08/2019 - 15/08/2019 Dick Institute
Nicolas Torniere and Soline Anthore Baptiste are PhD historians who specialise in body armour and historic costume

The Howard de Walden arms and armour at Dean Castle is typical of a gentleman and scholar’s lifetime collection. As a respected enthusiast for knighthood and chivalry, he commissioned a special suit of armour from an artist of the time, Felix Joubert, restorer of the Queen’s collections and Museums in London and who made the wonderful horse figure for Dean Castle. The armoured body from medieval times fascinated our ancestors in the beginning of the 20th century, for armour suits as well as costumes. In this talk we will analize their ideas, looking at historic collection pieces, as displayed and sometimes worn by their owners - inviting imagination!

Free Event
Gary Faulds Live-2019 Tour 17/08/2019 - 17/08/2019 Palace Theatre
Timelines of the Scottish Harp, from Before Burns to the 21st Century 22/08/2019 - 22/08/2019 Dick Institute
Martin John Henry and Gillian Fleetwood will guide the audience through an evening of Scottish music from the ancient to the contemporary. Exploring some of Scotland’s oldest music on one of its oldest instruments - the Scottish harp or clársach. We will look at the development of our country’s music through the eras of Robert Burns and the beautiful examples of traditional harps in Dean Castle collection and bring it up to date with contemporary songwriting.

Free Event - booking required
Magic Drifters 24/08/2019 - 24/08/2019 Cumnock Town Hall
Magic Drifters
Sat 24 Aug
7.30pm
£18

Collectively and individually, they have appeared in some of the most prestigious venues on both sides of the Atlantic. They have worked with artists such as Tina Turner, The 3 Degrees, Gerry and the Pacemakers, Olivia Newton John, Dionne Warwick and Ben E King to name a few. Their TV and Theatre credits include Des O'Conner Tonight, BBC's Children In Need, Miss Saigon, Joseph and his Technicolor Dreamcoat and the Radio 1 Roadshow.

Together these 4 international entertainers combine their talents and incredible voices to bring you an evening of sophisticated entertainment that will take you dancing down memory lane. The music of an unforgettable era. The original soul men with slick routines, smooth talking and plenty of lovin'. A hit with every audience especially the ladies.

*Please note this performance will have theatre style seating.
DO ART at the DI! Aug - Oct 2019 29/08/2019 - 03/10/2019 Dick Institute
Get creative at the DO ART children’s art club! Be inspired by our visual art exhibitions in the galleries and create your own works of art using a range of mediums such as paint, print and ceramics! All materials included.

Age 5 – 9yrs * please note new age group and class time!
4pm – 5pm

£30 / 6 week block
29 Aug - 3 Oct
Booking essential


Teen & Young People Art & Design Class 29/08/2019 - 03/10/2019 Dick Institute
Aimed at young artists keen to develop their art and design skills. Each 6 week block will include opportunities to learn new techniques through both disciplined and experimental processes, and work in a range of artforms such as illustration, painting, printmaking, animation and graphics.

Teen & Young People’s Art & Design Class
Age 10 – 14 yrs
5.30pm – 7pm
£36 / 6 week block 29 Aug - 3 Oct
Booking essential
Afternoon Tea Dance with Mike Gill 30/08/2019 - 29/11/2019 Cumnock Town Hall
If you like to dance, enjoy good music and good company then look no further! Our Tea Dances are the perfect way to enjoy everything about dance.

Dance the afternoon away with Mike Gill and enjoy dance styles including the Cha Cha Cha (Ballroom), Foxtrot, Modern Tango, Quickstep, Rumba, Samba, Viennese Waltz and Waltz. Tea, coffee and biscuits will be provided. This is a wonderful way to exercise, liven up your afternoon and socialise with others.
Les McKeown's Bay City Rollers 30/08/2019 - 30/08/2019 Palace Theatre
Les McKeown’s Bay City Rollers Friday 30 August 2019 7.30 pm £23.50

Bay City Rollers icon Les McKeown is at it again! What’s that you say?? Les
is back on tour, bringing his fantastic show to venues across the UK!!
The tour promises to be a unique voyage back to the 1970s, when Les and
his Legendary band ruled the world’s pop charts and The Bay City Rollers’ music
became the soundtrack for a generation of teenagers. Les brings back the all
the thrill and excitement of Rollermania, performing all the original
hits including Bye Bye Baby, Shang-a-Lang, Remember, Summerlove
Sensation and Give A Little Love plus many many more as well as introducing
new songs from the new album Lost Songs. The current Legendary Bay City
Rollers bring a new energy to all the classic hits.
Les and his fantastic 4 piece band ‘The Legendary Bay City Rollers’ perform songs that
influenced the original group as they were forging there way in the music business, as
well as all the Roller hits. The show has been performing to sell out houses and has
been widely acclaimed by both audiences and the entertainment media.
The Bay City Rollers notched up nine UK top ten hits including two number 1’s.
Their first two albums, ‘Rollin'’ and ‘Once Upon A Star’, stayed on the album charts for a
total of 99 weeks from 1974 - 1976. ‘Bye Bye Baby’, the Rollers first number one, was
the UK's biggest selling single of 1975. They even had their very own syndicated
television show on both sides of the Atlantic.
The band were consistently hitting pop charts around the globe with songs such as ‘Give
A Little Love’, ‘All Of Me Loves All Of You’ ’, ‘Remember’ and ‘Money Honey’.
They were mobbed wherever they went and their trademark Scottish tartan trimmed
outfits seemed to be everywhere. The screams of a generation of young girls could be
heard around the world.
Over a period of five years, one of the world's first ever boy bands consistently reached
number one around the world.
Hotel California: A night of Eagles music 31/08/2019 - 31/08/2019 Palace Theatre
Hotel California: A night of Eagles music
Sat 31/08/19 7.30pm Palace Theatre
Ticket Cost £20.00

Hotel California Scotland return to The Palace Theatre to perform their concert experience of 100 minutes of pure Eagles nostalgia.

You’ll return to a dark desert highway, cool wind in your hair, or stand on that street corner in Winslow, Arizona when you join Hotel California as they faithfully re-create The Eagles and their Californian Sunshine Rock sound.
Mick Ashworth - Imprint 05/09/2019 - 05/09/2019 Dick Institute
Many people have a love of maps. But what lies behind the process of map-making? How have cartographers through the centuries developed their craft and established a language of maps which helps them to better represent our world and users to understand it? This beautiful Bodleian Library publication tells the story of how widely accepted mapping conventions originated and evolved - from map orientation, projections, typography and scale, to the use of colour, map symbols, ways of representing relief and the treatment of boundaries and place names. It charts the fascinating story of how conventions have changed in response to new technologies and ever-changing mapping requirements, how symbols can be a matter of life or death, why universal acceptance of conventions can be difficult to achieve and how new mapping conventions are developing to meet the needs of modern cartography.
Here is an accessible, illustrated and enlightening guide to the sometimes hidden techniques of map-making through the centuries presented by Mick Ashworth, Director of Ashworth Maps and Interpretation Ltd and Consultant Editor to 'The Times Atlas of the World'. He is also a Fellow of the Royal Geographical Society.
Whitney Queen of the Night 06/09/2019 - 06/09/2019 Palace Theatre
WHITNEY – Queen of the Night
Palace Theatre
Friday 06/09/19 7.30pm
Tickets £25/23

A stunning celebration of the music and life of one of the greatest singers of our time. This award winning production features a sensational line-up of musicians and artistes, and together with a powerhouse and breath-taking performance in the spirit of Whitney, deliver a show that exceeds expectation on every level.

Taking us on a magical rollercoaster ride through three decades of classic hit’s that include, I Wanna Dance With Somebody, One Moment In Time, I’m Every Woman, My Love is Your Love, So Emotional Baby, Run to You, Saving All My Love, I will Always Love You, and many more, this show beautifully remembers the most highly awarded female artiste in the world ever!

Whitney’s one true legacy was her music which touched most of us at some time in our lives. Share her life and get ready for the greatest love of all in Queen of the Night!


“Spellbinding, the company delivered a flawless performance and captured the hearts of the sold out His Majesty’s Theatre”
Rita Brown. The PRESS & JOURNAL. Aberdeen. 15/4/16

“Hearts were pounding, feet tapping, people were feeling so good. It was a great performance and night; a must-see for Whitney fans.” Danielle Travis. The NEWS (Portsmouth & Southsea) 16/6/16

Mightily impressive……. this top notch show is a celebration of Whitney’s music and a fine and fit-ting way to ensure it lives on’ Simon Duke. 2/12/16 CHRONICLE LIVE / The Sage – Gateshead.

“Masterly recreated for the stage. A fantastic show with a tightness than can only be achieved after long hard sessions in the rehearsal room”. Owen J Lewis. 3/2/17 www.loveshrewsbury.com
Tony Stockwell Psychic Medium 12/09/2019 - 12/09/2019 Cumnock Town Hall
Tony Stockwell, Psychic Medium
Tony Stockwell, Psychic Medium
Thursday 12/09/19
First 5 rows £20.50 & £18.00 thereafter.

Remarkably compelling, amazingly detailed and always humorous
The popular star of TV’s Street Psychic, Psychic Private Eyes and Psychic Academy, Tony Stockwell has a long established credibility as one of the top Intuitive Mediums and has shared the stage all round the world with international mediums such as Colin Fry, James van Praagh and Lisa Williams. Tony demonstrates his belief that those who have passed can communicate with their loved ones with detailed messages frequently including names, dates and locations and all delivered with emotion, sensitivity and empathy. The evening may include psychometry, photographs readings and psychic prediction.

Recent legislative guidelines insist that any Evening of Mediumship should be billed ‘for entertainment purposes’. Tony certainly uses his natural wit, showmanship and Cockney charisma to entertain but more important, Mediumship has the potential to change someone’s life and instil in them a sense of peace, comfort and purpose. We hope that nobody can fail to come away untouched by the experience.
Keep It Country 13/09/2019 - 13/09/2019 Palace Theatre
Keep it Country Show on September 13th 2019 . Tickets £21.50 plus £1booking fee per transaction.


Join 4 of Ireland's top country Stars for an un missable " Keep It Country " show filled with toe tapping Country and Irish Classics , Music and laughter that will have you singing and clapping all night long. The show features a great mix with the hilarious Gary Gamble and his surreal impressions of Daniel O Donnell , the very popular David James from Donegal , the pure voice of the star of the Co Down Caitlin and Irelands most energetic performer fiddle sensation Ritchie Remo all accompanied by the fantastic Keltic Storm band making this a super show not to be missed . Book early and remember Keep It Country!
Gimme ABBA - 20th Anniversary Tour 2019 14/09/2019 - 14/09/2019 Cumnock Town Hall
Sat 14/09/19 7.30pm
Cumnock Town Hall
Tickets £16.50


“ABBA have left a fine musical legacy, and it's in good hands.”
Gimme Abba have been performing this fabulous tribute to ABBA for over 19 years, and in 2019 they will be celebrating their 20th anniversary!

After 20 years of performances, Gimme Abba are now established as one of the best loved UK tributes to Abba! This unique stage show has developed over the years into more than just another ABBA tribute show, reproducing the charismatic stage presence of the flamboyant and glam front four.

This complete and superb ABBA show comes with a repertoire that draws from the greatest hits of Sweden's most famous export. Totalling over two-hours, this performance is jam-packed with all the popular Abba songs and includes fascinating theatrical elements, many costume changes, choreographed dance routines and four-part vocal harmonies that come together to re-create that original ABBA party feel.

This spectacular show will wow the audience with fascinating lighting and special effects. This is not just another Abba tribute but a ‘truly complete and exciting Abba experience’. This show is suitable for all age groups and is not to be missed!

"The humour, energy and enjoyment generated on stage delights audiences" and provides a light hearted side to our ever evolving show, without compromising the integrity of the performance. Abba’s music has stood the test of time and is a testament to the exceptional song writing of Benny and Björn, "being able to perform them for you is both a privilege and an honour, and one that we do not take lightly!" - Lawrence, Benny.

Since forming 20 years ago, Gimme ABBA have enjoyed theatre shows, concerts and festivals worldwide with performances in France, Holland, Germany, Cyprus, Malta, Spain, Brazil, Portugal and nationwide in the United Kingdom.

So what are you waiting for?
Dust off those platforms! Put on those flares!
and come on our nostalgic trip back to the
Singin' I'm no a Billy he's a Tim 2 14/09/2019 - 14/09/2019 Palace Theatre
Chris Taylor Productions
Singin’ I’m no a Billy he’s a Tim 2
Written by Des Dillon

Sat 14th September 2019
7.30pm Palace Theatre
All tickets £15.00


‘Singin’ I’m no a Billy he’s a Tim’ is one of Scotland’s most successful touring shows of the past decade and now the sequel ‘Singin’ I’m no a Billy he’s a Tim 2’ is about to tour the country for the first time ever.
God gives a dying Glasgow ned the task of getting just one bigot to give up sectarianism before the end of an Old Firm clash. If he succeeds he lives. If he fails he dies - enter Billy and Tim….
This comedy play explores bigotry and sectarianism in Scottish football with Des Dillion’s familiar brand of dark humour firmly at its heart. Expect laughter, tears, and a few crazy surprises along the way.
The Rocket Man- a tribute to Elton John 19/09/2019 - 19/09/2019 Palace Theatre
The Rocket Man-A tribute to Sir Elton John
Palace Theatre
Thursday 19 September 2019
7.30pm


Are you ready for Love?

Get ready for take off as we bring you the number one tribute to one of the greatest musicians of all time, Sir Elton John!

Starring world renowned tribute artist Jimmy Love, no one else recreates the flamboyant megastar with as much vigour and brilliance.

Join us as Jimmy and our amazing live band take you down the Yellow Brick Road with two hours of glorious Elton hits, from Crocodile Rock to Philadelphia Freedom and the beautiful Your Song to I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues.

With dazzling costumes, stunning vocals and sensational piano solos, this show has it all!
RULE THE WORLD - Seating 20/09/2019 - 20/09/2019 Grand Hall
‘THE Take That experience is coming to Kilmarnock. Rule The World have travelled the world as the number 1 Take That tribute band and will give you a night you will "never forget".

Featured on the Graham Norton show, Gary Barlow confirmed “These guys are good!”

30 years of Take That's best hits to entertain you at the Grand Hall.’
RULE THE WORLD-Standing 20/09/2019 - 20/09/2019 Grand Hall
‘THE Take That experience is coming to Kilmarnock. Rule The World have travelled the world as the number 1 Take That tribute band and will give you a night you will "never forget".

Featured on the Graham Norton show, Gary Barlow confirmed “These guys are good!”

30 years of Take That's best hits to entertain you at the Grand Hall.’
Jim Smith : Back To The Teuchter 21/09/2019 - 21/09/2019 Palace Theatre
Scottish Comedy Agency presents
Jim Smith : Back To The Teuchter

Due to phenomenal demand, Jim Smith has added more dates to his debut Scottish tour! Back to The Teuchter is the 3rd solo show from "comedy farmer" Jim Smith. It's ‘Countryfile’ meets ‘The Only Way Is Essex’ as Jim hits the stage using characters, regional accents and impressions to help explain to city slickers what the outside world looks like through the eyes of those that 'bide up the glen'. Hot topics will include internet dating for farmers, village nightlife and how to pimp your Land Rover. Suitable for both country bumpkins and dead trendy city folk.
With 2 sell out Fringe runs under his belt, when he's not on the farm Jim is in demand as a performer all over Scotland. TV and radio credits include BBC Radio Scotland's Breaking The News, Scot Squad and 'The Farm Diaries.'

Due to phenomenal demand, Jim Smith has added more dates to his debut Scottish tour! It's ‘Countryfile’ meets ‘The Only Way Is Essex’ as Jim hits the stage using characters, regional accents and impressions to help explain to city slickers what the outside world looks like through the eyes of those that 'bide up the glen'.
Quotes :
‘He is nothing short of superb’ Scotsman
‘Scotland’s funniest farmer comedian’ Guardian
‘Amusing, charming man’ ThreeWeeks

FULL: £16
CONC: £14
Concession applies to students, unemployed, people with health conditions or impairments and OAPs.

Only Fools and Boycie 27/09/2019 - 27/09/2019 Cumnock Town Hall
Only Fools And Boycie – An intimate evening with Only Fools And Horses actor John Challis.
Cumnock Town Hall Fri 27 Sept 2019 7.30pm

Enjoy an intimate evening with John Challis, one of the nation's greatest comedy actors, best known as Boycie in BBC1's Only Fools and Horses. In this one-off show the national treasure will reveal secrets from the set with stories and anecdotes from his dazzling career.

Having worked with some of the biggest names in show business, he'll be spilling the beans about Only Fools and Horses co-stars like Sir David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst and friends and fellow performers like The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Oliver Reed and George Best. He’ll also recall tales from his time in Dr Who, Coronation Street and other TV classics.

Mr Challis will also meet fans after the show to sign autographs and pose for pictures, while signing copies of his autobiography, Being Boycie, and novel, Reggie: A Stag At Bay.

Show running time: 90 minutes with 20 minute interval.

Tickets, £18 + Booking Fee (£1 per transaction).
Lloyd Cole -'From Rattlesnakes to Guesswork' 07/10/2019 - 07/10/2019 Palace Theatre
Regular Music presents
Lloyd Cole
'From Rattlesnakes to Guesswork'
plus special guests
Palace Theatre
Kilmarnock
Monday 7 October 2019
£25.00 (stbf)
Doors 7.00pm
No Age Restrictions.
Reserved Seating.
Alan Parks - Imprint 10/10/2019 - 10/10/2019 Dick Institute
Alan Parks has worked in the music industry for over twenty years. His debut novel Bloody January was one of the top crime debuts of 2018 and was shortlisted for prestigious international crime prize the Grand Prix de Littérature Policière. He lives and works in Glasgow.

February’s Son is the second Harry McCoy thriller.
Charlie Landsborough The Farewell Tour 10/10/2019 - 10/10/2019 Palace Theatre
Charlie Landsborough – The Farewell Tour
Thursday 10 October
7.30pm
£24.00

In 2019, UK Country Music legend Charlie Landsborough plans to retire from touring to concentrate on writing and recording music. Before his retirement Charlie will be embarking on an extended tour of Britain.

Known as the UK’s premier country music singer, country music is only one part of his live shows. Charlie’s gigs are a night of beautiful ballads, folk, blues, country, rock ‘n’ roll, pop, gospel and anthems.

Winner of ‘Best Songwriter’, ‘Best Song’, ‘Best Male Vocalist’ and ‘International Country Album,’ Charlie’s talent and chart-topping records received the ultimate recognition in 2011 when he was inducted into the British Country Music Hall of Fame.

Charlie said: “Now I thought that you, who have been so good to me, should be the first to know that I intend to hang up my guitar and retire next year. Hence, this next tour in spring will be my last.”
“I will certainly miss you all but will never forget your great kindness and support and will always treasure the wonderful memories I have of the lovely times I have had with you.”
Dee Maxwell: Survival Kit of a Council Session 11/10/2019 - 11/10/2019 Palace Theatre
Dee Maxwell: Survival Kit of a Council Session
Friday 11 October
7.30pm
£14/£12

Scotland's upcoming female comedian.

Dee is an exciting, crazy and adventurous female Scottish Comedian with nothing but confidence! Inspired by Billy Connolly for his swearing and the way he talks about his own life in his acts. Also, growing up, Dee started taking inspiration from Scotland's very own Kevin Bridges! Coming from a rough childhood in Kilbirnie, she wants change & now she's ready to take on the world!!!

"she might just be Scotland's new double threat" - Evening Times
Clybourne Park 12/10/2019 - 12/10/2019 Palace Theatre
Clybourne Park
Sat 12 Oct 19
7.30pm
Palace Theatre

How many white men does it take to change a light bulb ?

Winner of the Pulitzer Prize, Tony and Olivier Award for Best Play and hailed as “shockingly entertaining” and “appallingly funny”, this a razor-sharp satire about the politics of race.
In 1959, Bev and Russ are moving after the tragic death of their son. Inadvertently, they have sold their house to the neighbourhood’s first black family. Fifty years later, in 2009, the roles are reversed when a young white couple buys the same house in what is now a predominantly black neighbourhood. In both instances, racial tensions escalate and the stakes are raised.

Rapture Theatre, after its critically acclaimed productions of The Red Lion and A Streetcar Named Desire, makes a welcome return to Kilmarnock with another classic of American theatre.

Don’t miss what is guaranteed to be one of the theatrical talking points of the year!
Tabby McTat 15/10/2019 - 15/10/2019 Palace Theatre
Writing Workshop with Anne Donovan - Imprint 16/10/2019 - 16/10/2019 Dick Institute
Fine-tune your fiction.

How can we move on from our first draft? Anne will be looking at issues such as detail, description and voice, to help develop our work.

Anne Donovan is the author of the short story collection, Hieroglyphics and other Stories, and the novels, Buddha Da, Being Emily and Gone Are The Leaves, all published by Canongate.
Her short story All That Glisters won the prestigious Macallan/Scotland on Sunday Award. Buddha Da was shortlisted for many prizes including the Orange Prize and the Dublin International IMPAC Award, and won Le Prince Maurice Award in Mauritius. Gone Are The Leaves was shortlisted for the Saltire Scottish Literary Book of the Year Award.

For anyone interested in creative writing, this a rare opportunity for tuition from one of Scotland’s finest.
Memories Are Made of This 17/10/2019 - 17/10/2019 Palace Theatre
‘Memories are made of This’
The Ultimate Feel Good Show

This fast moving, roller coaster of a journey through some of the greatest songs of the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s, will be a show you are sure to remember. Over 160 amazing costumes, a touch of humour from one of the UK’s top comedians and performances rarely seen outside the ‘West End’ from this superb cast of singers and dancers. Including songs by Brenda Lee, Frank Sinatra, Jerry Lee Lewis, Dolly Parton, Elvis Presley, Bee Gees, Barry Manilow, Jersey Boys, Michael Buble and many more..

Now entering their 14th successful year of producing shows that bring astounding press reviews like this one from WH Times, London…..’Visually stunning, incredible performances….an all round fantastic show….absolutely brilliant’.

Come along and enjoy some of the greatest songs ever written. From the producers of ‘Memory Lane’, ‘All our Yesterdays’, and ‘Rolling back the Years’.

Fastlove - A Tribute to George Michael 18/10/2019 - 18/10/2019 Palace Theatre
Fastlove - A Tribute to George Michael

Palace Theatre
Friday 18 October 2019
7.30pm
Ticket Price £24.

Get ready for an unforgettable evening celebrating the global superstar that is George Michael.

Make new memories whilst reliving old classics. The show features all his hits including Father Figure, Freedom, Faith and many more. This is one show-stopping extravaganza you do not want to miss!

You’ll be getting up (to get down) to all your best-loved songs from Wham and George’s solo career including Careless Whisper, Freedom 90, Outside and Too Funky!

This show will take you on a musical journey from the moving Jesus To A Child, to the celebration of Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me, to everyone’s favourites I’m Your Man and Wake Me Up.

Join us as we present our respectful tribute to one of the greatest musicians of all time with our stunning stage show that’s taking the globe by storm. The show is now touring in Australia, Belgium, Denmark, Germany, Holland, Ireland and Sweden, with more countries to come.

New for 2018, saxophonist Ed Barker will feature on selected UK dates. Ed performed the saxophone solo on Cowboys and Angels when he toured George Michael’s ‘Symphonica Tour’ in 2012.

Relive the passion, the flair and the unique sensitivity of George Michael with Fastlove!
Touring all major venues and arenas, book your tickets now – it’s not to be missed!

This is a tribute show and is in no way affiliated with any original artists/estates/management companies or similar shows.
Bows & Bunny Ears-A Tribute to Ariana Grande & JoJo Siwa 19/10/2019 - 19/10/2019 Palace Theatre
The Bows & Bunny Ears Tour

You’ve heard the names. You know the music. Now experience the UK’s No.1 tributes to Ariana Grande and JoJo Siwa together in one fantastic show! With replica costumes, amazing dance routines and sensational vocals, this show has everyone singing and dancing from start to finish!

JOJO SIWA

With 9.5 million YouTube subscribers and over 8 million Instagram followers, JoJo Siwa is THE biggest teen star of her generation. A role model to millions of young girls around the world; there’s just no stopping her! With hit singles to her name including “Kid In A Candy Store”, “Boomerang” and “Hold The Drama”, JoJo was always bound to be a star... and she’s still only 15! She loves to sing and dance and wear her signature bows! Bows that are now known globally and represent her fans called the “Siwanatorz”.

ARIANA GRANDE

Ariana’s music videos have been viewed a total of more than nine billion times online. Her accolades include three American Music Awards, three MTV Europe Music Awards, an MTV Video Music Award and four Grammy Award nominations. All three of her albums have been certified platinum.

Her signature bunny ears are a symbol worldwide of her brand. With 134 million Instagram followers and huge hits such as “Dangerous Woman”, “One Last Time”, “No Tears Left to Cry”, “Into You” and “Side by Side”. She is arguably one of the most influential female artists of the decade!




Robert Temple: The Hypnotist 19/10/2019 - 19/10/2019 Cumnock Town Hall
Join leading hypnotist Robert Temple on a fast paced, laugh out loud, hysterical ride to the centre of your imagination! This is YOUR chance to become the star of this unforgettable show.
Forget tired old pocket watches and people clucking like chickens! This is a cutting-edge, thrilling show featuring incredible hypnosis and never before seen side splitting sketches...which are guaranteed to tickle the very naughtiest parts of your mind.
Whether you want to take part or just laugh at the people who do, this will be one of the funniest shows you'll see this year....so don't miss out.

*Not for the easily offended*
THE MARTIN DANIELS COMEDY & MAGIC SHOW 25/10/2019 - 25/10/2019 Palace Theatre
THE MARTIN DANIELS COMEDY & MAGIC SHOW


GIZGIG are proud to present THE MARTIN DANIELS COMEDY SHOW starring Comedian and Magician MARTIN DANIELS. Martin is a spectacular stage and screen performer, captivating audiences with his uproarious sense of humour, charming personality and consummate magical skill.

The son of legendary TV magician Paul Daniels, Martin harboured ambitions to become a performer from a young age. At the age of 17, he took the plunge on a career in show business, making his debut in a summer season in Newquay. He didn’t have to wait long to be thrust into the limelight as Game for a Laugh, one of Britain’s biggest TV programmes of the 1980s chose Martin as one of the presenters in the final two series of the practical joke show hosted by Jeremy Beadle. Still in his early twenties, Martin was catapulted to stardom in a show that received over 17 million viewers every week.
Martin’s unique blend of magic and comedy has proven incredibly popular with audiences across the UK and we are extremely proud to be working with him.

Martin’s TV career continued in earnest and he went on to host ITV game show, Lingo and became a presenter on CITV. Next came five series on the BBC’s BAFTA nominated Les Dennis’ Laughter Show interspersed with appearances on various TV shows both in the UK and abroad.
The stage has always been a second home to Martin and he has toured with performers of the calibre of Jane McDonald, Lenny Henry, Les Dennis and MC Hammer, as well as making five appearances on The Royal Variety Performance. One of his biggest appearances to date was taking part in the VE Day Concert in Hyde Park attended by the Queen, Prince Philip, Princess Anne and Princess Margaret, plus an audience of 150,000 others!
Martin is also a published author, having penned a book entitled Cunning Stunts – The 50 Best Pub Tricks and Brain Teasers. In recent times, he demonstrated his magical ability in a special guest appearance with his Father Paul Danie
SCOTT WATSON & Friends 26/10/2019 - 26/10/2019 Palace Theatre
After SELLING OUT The Gaiety Theatre and The Palace Theatre, Scott Watson & Friends are BACK!!! And it’s bigger and better than ever. The biggest Variety Show of the year. Scott and Friends will have you on the edge of your seats with Live music, Live Singing, Dancing, Comedy, a Game Show and Special Guests. Guests will include East Ayrshire Youth Theatre, Kilmarnock Pipe Band and many more!!! This is an evening you will not want to miss. Songs that will get you toe tapping, laughing and crying! Come and join Ayrshire’s biggest up and coming Talent. GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!!
WET WET WET 07/11/2019 - 07/11/2019 Grand Hall
Wet Wet Wet
Grand Hall
Thursday 7th November 2019
Tickets £30.00

Wet Wet Wet are Graeme Clark, Tommy Cunningham, Neil Mitchell and Kevin Simm. The band are one of the most successful groups in British pop history with an amazing back catalogue of songs including three No.1s – Help From My Friends, Goodnight Girl and Love Is All Around. They have sold over 15 million records to date and played to more than four million people around the world.

Wet Wet Wet will be selling a Soundcheck Experience which will be purchased via Ticketmaster and only valid with a concert ticket.
Superhero in Training (KCC) 16/11/2019 - 16/11/2019 Dick Institute
Welcome to Superhero in Training! Where ordinary boys and girls have been tasked with taking on the mantle of superheroes, but before that - they have to train.
Under the guidance of our own Superhero mentor Michaella aka Blond Skull Crusher who's trained everyone from zombie fighters to roller-skating cats, your budding Superhero talents can be nurtured and grow

Tickets: £3.50

Ages: 8-11years
Retro Games Day (KCC) 16/11/2019 - 16/11/2019 Dick Institute
Killie Comic Con would like to invite you to our Retro Games Day! We'll be hosting a Mario Kart tournament on the Wii, alongside other classic games and consoles from 10:30 am to 3.30 pm!
There will be prizes for the top three players, with the winners being announced on facebook @EALibraries
Terms and conditions will be available on the day

Suitable for ages 5years and above
All children under the age of 12years must be accompanied by an adult

Tickets £1.00

Gaming times are as follows - 10.30am-11.30am, 11.45am-12.45pm, 1pm-2pm and 2.15pm-3.15pm

Caricature Drawing Workshop (KCC) 16/11/2019 - 16/11/2019 Dick Institute
Join renowned artist and illustrator Scott Wallace for his easy, step by step tutorial on how to create your own Caricature
Scott is a popular and much sought after local artist, who has a wealth of experience at his fingertips. He is the perfect person to help you turn your ideas into a unique illustration

Tickets: £6.50 plus £1.50 booking fee

Ages: 8-12years at 11am-12noon

Ages: teen-adult at 2pm-3pm
Acting Masterclass with Scott Kyle (KCC) 16/11/2019 - 16/11/2019 Dick Institute
90 minute Acting Masterclass with award-winning stage, film and television actor Scott Kyle.
Best known as Ross in the hit television series Outlander
Scott brings a decade of expertise, energy and enthusiasm in his approach to performance preparation

Tickets: £12.50 plus £1.50 booking fee
Ages: teen - adult
Graffiti Art Workshop (KCC) 16/11/2019 - 16/11/2019 Dick Institute
Graffiti Art Workshop with EJEK

When Stan Lee passed away EJEK aka Dan McDermott, created a mural in tribute for him
In EKEK’s own words “I’m a huge geek and Marvel fan”
EJEK'S been painting graffiti for almost 20 years mainly in the Glasgow area. His style varies from time to time but mostly he has his own EJEK style

He also uses an array of materials to create canvases and other works of art.

All materials are included.

Tickets: £8.50 plus £1.50 booking fee

Ages: teen-adult at 12noon-12.45pm

Ages: 8-12years at 1.15pm-2pm

Ages: teen-adult at 2.30pm-3.15pm
Dr Hook-50th Anniversary Tour 21/11/2019 - 21/11/2019 Grand Hall
DR HOOK-starring Dennis Lecorriere-the 50th Anniversary Tour-is a musical event not to be missed.
beginning in 2019, Dr hook will be on the road again with a spectacular show, that will cover their rich musical history from the biggest hits to album favourites. The reaction to past shows has been glowing & emotional, with people returning again & again
CINDERELLA 23/11/2019 - 29/12/2019 Palace Theatre
Neil Oliver: The Story of the British Isles in 100 places 29/11/2019 - 29/11/2019 Grand Hall
‘The Story of Britain in a Hundred Places’

‘I love Britain. I used to take the place for granted. Over the years I’ve learned how big a mistake that was. More recently I’ve wondered how many of us realise what a special place this is, how lucky we are. I’ve been round and round the edge, all over the interior. I’ve seen it all from land, sea and sky. Sometimes I think I’ve seen more of Britain than anyone else. A land shaped by ice, weather and us. A million years of human lives. Now I have my favourite places and together they have a story to tell – my own, unique story of Britain.’
Neil qualified as an archaeologist in 1988 and has also trained and worked as a journalist on publications such as The Scotsman, The Herald, The Guardian, The Edinburgh Evening News and The Daily Record, providing invaluable experience for when, in 2002 his career as a television broadcaster began. BBC 2’s Two Men in a Trench saw Neil and his friend Tony Pollard visit historic British battlefields and recreate the battle situation using state-of-the-art technology. Following this, in 2005 Neil joined the team on the highly acclaimed BBC2 series Coast and in 2006 he stepped into the role of lead presenter. This has shaped his career to date and Neil’s TV credits have been steadily building, and he continues to present both Coast Australia and Coast New Zealand. Neil lives in Scotland with his wife and three children.
The Big Snowy Xmas 10/12/2019 - 10/12/2019 Stewarton Area Centre
A glittering, snowy tale about a brave little bear who helps to save Christmas. It’s almost Christmas eve! Daddy and Baby Bear are busy decorating their tree, when suddenly they hear a crash, bang, wallop outside their front door! It’s poor Santa, and he’s fallen from the sky! There’s no more flying for him tonight. But, who will deliver the presents in time for Christmas? It’s Baby Bear to the rescue! This hilarious, heartwarming tale is the perfect treat for Christmas with exquisite puppets, enchanting music and a magical snowy setting. It is a magical interactive show that even has a surprise visit for Santa!
ABBAMANIA'S 2019 Christmas Party 14/12/2019 - 14/12/2019 Grand Hall
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life.

ABBAMANIA’S
2019 CHRISTMAS PARTY

EUROPE’S LEADING ABBA TRIBUTE, ABBAMANIA, CONTINUE TO ENTERTAIN AUDIENCES WITH THEIR OUTSTANDING VOCALS AND MUSICAL PERFORMANCE LIVE ON STAGE.
ABBAMANIA’S WIDELY ACCLAIMED TRIBUTE TO ABBA IS A SENSATIONAL TWO HOUR SHOW FEATURING RECORD BREAKING AND TIMELESS HITS FROM ‘WATERLOO’ TO ‘ DANCING QUEEN’ WHICH WILL HAVE YOU DANCING IN THE AISLES.
SO DUST OFF YOUR PLATFORMS, PUT ON YOUR FLARES AND COME ALONG AND ENJOY AN UNFORGETTABLE CHRISTMAS NIGHT OUT WITH ABBAMANIA


The McDougalls Christmas Party 15/12/2019 - 15/12/2019 Cumnock Town Hall
Popular children’s theatre company The McDougalls return with a brand new live theatre show for all the family.

Join Max, Auntie Aggie and Morag the Rabbit as they get ready for the biggest and best party of the year - and you’re invited too! There will be games, songs, dances and lots of festive fun. The party invitations have all been sent out, but which magical characters will turn up?

Find out in this spectacular stage show, packed with festive singalong songs, audience participation and musical mayhem.
The perfect treat for little ones this Christmas!
Jim Davidson Last Man Standing 2020 Tour 20/02/2020 - 20/02/2020 Palace Theatre
Jim Davidson
Last Man Standing Tour 2020
Palace Theatre
Thursday 20 Feb 2020 7.30pm
Tickets £24.00

The masterful, outrageous and hysterically funny comedy legend ‘General’ Jim Davidson OBE’ embarks on his comedy campaign around the UK in 2020, following the acclaimed sell-out ‘The People Fight Back’ Tour.
Who will he upset this time? Which battles will he win, which will he lose? One thing’s for certain, Jim never retreats!

He has entertained soldiers across the world and yet, as a comic, he still takes no prisoners at home."★★★★★
Absolutely a fantastic night! Tears was running down my face, this is the second time I’ve seen Jim’s show and would go back a third time! Absolutely amazing! ★★★★★
Laughed till I cried ★★★★★
Davidson does not receive the true credit he deserves… you get what you expect – there are no airs and graces. You receive the simple, filthy comedy which is expected from such a comedy legend. ★★★★★
A comic who has timing down to a fine art. An on-stage, international perfectionist. ★★★★★
Last week Jim Davidson came, he saw, and he conquered a sell-out audience. ★★★★★
The Legends of American Country 02/04/2020 - 02/04/2020 Palace Theatre
The Legends of American Country
Thursday 2nd April 2020
All tickets £21.50

Now seen by over 300,00 fans direct from Ireland Europe's No 1 award winning Country music show " The Legends of American Country " returns for another fantastic night of toe tapping Country classics . The 2020 tour will showcase highly acclaimed tributes to Dolly Parton , Johnny Cash , Don William , Patsy Cline and Kenny Rogers and 5 brand new tributes to icons Hank Williams , Charley Pride , Glen Campbell, Tammy Wynette and Jim Reeves with countless other well known hit songs in this must see extravaganza . The show features 4 fantastic singers who are all backed by the superb award winning live band and coupled with an authentic stage set that will transport you all the way hand clapping and toe talking to Nashville and back . One things for sure if you like Country music this is the only show in town !

Quotes to use :
Country Music Northern Ireland “ As good as Country show that you will see live “

CMT “ Pure Country at its Best “

Hot Country “ fantastic show of nostalgic country at its best with superb vocalists and musicians “ .
Billy Kirkwood : ALL TALK 01/05/2020 - 01/05/2020 Palace Theatre
Palace Theatre
Friday May 1st 2020 @ 7.30pm
£12 All tickets
Recommended: 16yrs+
Poisoned Apple Productions Presents: Billy Kirkwood: ALL TALK
Oh yes he’s back.
TOTALLY UNCENSORED The Ayrshire born Scottish Comic returns to the Palace for his new hysterical, interactive, total rollercoaster of a stand up show.
Billy One of the busiest, warmest, wildest nicest guys in comedy today brings his unqiue, filthy, funny, frantic comedy mind with off the wall observations, seemingly non existent attention span that has blasted Billy up the comedy ladder
supporting some of the biggest names in comedy from Frankie Boyle, Daniel Sloss and Tim Minchin with his show stealing performances making him one of the most on demand across the country, playing to packed out comedy clubs & shows packed
with Energy like no other comic can.
From Radio to, ITV, ICW, Panto, and BBC Scotland…
Forget what you think you know…This is the REAL Billy.
A Sell out smash in 2018 get tickets fast!
Buckle up and enjoy the ride
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What folk have said….
“Living proof that ADHD can occur in adults he packs more punch lines in 20 minutes than most comics do in an hour ****” – Skinny Magazine

'Effortlessly Funny, something for everyone *****' - Metro

'Undeniably funny, unspeakably juvenile *****' - Scotsman

"Energy, passion, honesty and banter. Kirkwood is one of the nicest, friendliest, fuzziest and funniest comedians on the comedy circuit ****" - Fest Mag

"One the best comedians in the UK today" Mark Millar (Creator of Kickass & Wanted)

“Kirkwood is unstoppable *****”- Evening News

'Naturally funny, fizzing with energy' - List

'With wild hair with a cheeky glint in his eye with a dynamic onstage presence, powerhouse delivery, hit's comedy pay dirt!' - Chortle

‘One of the most diverse, hysterical, comedians Scotland has produced in recent years….The Kirkwood revolution is coming’

MAY 1st 2020
PRICE :£12



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